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Clinton Crass – Swag Cookin'
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crassman:

Sneak preview of the new Joint Chiefs mixtape were about to drop! I present: Swag Cookin’

LYRICS:

Crass be that nigga who blasts the trigga

get up in that ass quicker than that raspy nigga, Weezy

Spit nasty sick or queasy (ugh)

on a rap beat, i make it look easy

ya raps weak, ya made the hook cheezy (pshhh)

them the facts, B, you dont wanna try and attack me

ill run up on you in a taxi, bust at you in a black jeep

cuz i run with more niggas than olympic athletes 

ya cant keep up like fat kids at track meet

bust holes through your black T and Khakis

fittin to blow up like desert Iraqis

with bomb vests, then ill flip on you like ‘Nam vets

In a rap contest lets be honest

in a wack contest you’d win, I promise! (Congratulations!)

no class like bomb threats, apacolypse at its onset

Swag? you dont understand the fucking concept

ya minor league, and this is the gauntlet

Im on this chronic shit almost at a constant

and ill leave niggas with more holes in they head than Wisconsin

so you can suck on my johnson

…What the hell is this? 

zimie-stef:

Karl Pilkington’s Zombie Survival pg 16 (3-2)
OH, LOOK WHO FINALLY UPDATES D:<
Yeah, I need to keep up with this ;w;

…What the hell is this? 

zimie-stef:

Karl Pilkington’s Zombie Survival pg 16 (3-2)

OH, LOOK WHO FINALLY UPDATES D:<

Yeah, I need to keep up with this ;w;

(Source: zimiestef)

hatersmakemeefamous:

Omg, An Idiot Abroad is so good.

hatersmakemeefamous:

Omg, An Idiot Abroad is so good.

I wish I was my age, now, in the early &#8217;90s

I wish I was my age, now, in the early ’90s

(Source: )

(Source: nerhex, via itsfullofstars)

(Source: lovetrain)

&#8230;What the hell is this? 

zimie-stef:

Karl Pilkington’s Zombie Survival pg 16 (3-2)
OH, LOOK WHO FINALLY UPDATES D:&lt;
Yeah, I need to keep up with this ;w;

…What the hell is this? 

zimie-stef:

Karl Pilkington’s Zombie Survival pg 16 (3-2)

OH, LOOK WHO FINALLY UPDATES D:<

Yeah, I need to keep up with this ;w;

(Source: zimiestef)

hatersmakemeefamous:

Omg, An Idiot Abroad is so good.

hatersmakemeefamous:

Omg, An Idiot Abroad is so good.

I wish I was my age, now, in the early &#8217;90s

I wish I was my age, now, in the early ’90s

(Source: )

(Source: surrogateself, via crassman)

Clinton Crass – Swag Cookin'

crassman:

Sneak preview of the new Joint Chiefs mixtape were about to drop! I present: Swag Cookin’

LYRICS:

Crass be that nigga who blasts the trigga

get up in that ass quicker than that raspy nigga, Weezy

Spit nasty sick or queasy (ugh)

on a rap beat, i make it look easy

ya raps weak, ya made the hook cheezy (pshhh)

them the facts, B, you dont wanna try and attack me

ill run up on you in a taxi, bust at you in a black jeep

cuz i run with more niggas than olympic athletes 

ya cant keep up like fat kids at track meet

bust holes through your black T and Khakis

fittin to blow up like desert Iraqis

with bomb vests, then ill flip on you like ‘Nam vets

In a rap contest lets be honest

in a wack contest you’d win, I promise! (Congratulations!)

no class like bomb threats, apacolypse at its onset

Swag? you dont understand the fucking concept

ya minor league, and this is the gauntlet

Im on this chronic shit almost at a constant

and ill leave niggas with more holes in they head than Wisconsin

so you can suck on my johnson

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